New! I made this into a web site, with even more than this list: https://bitcoin-fiat.com
Bitcoin is finite
Fiat is infinite
Bitcoin is open source
Fiat is closed source
Bitcoin is delayed gratification
Fiat is instant gratification
Bitcoin is decentralized
Fiat is centralized
Bitcoin is saving
Fiat is spending
Bitcoin is money
Fiat is debt
Bitcoin is peace
Fiat is war
Fiat is inflationary
Bitcoin is deflationary
Bitcoin is hope
Fiat is hopelessness
Bitcoin is property
Fiat is thievery
Bitcoin is your servant
Fiat is your master
Fiat is coercive
Bitcoin is voluntary
Fiat is immoral
Bitcoin is immortal
Fiat is money mandated
Bitcoin is money chosen
Bitcoin is freedom
Fiat is control
Bitcoin is your energy bank
Fiat is the chain they yank
₿ - Buy
$ - Sell
Bitcoin is the future
Fiat is the past
Bitcoin mining uses electricity
Fiat mining uses you
Bitcoin is love
Fiat is hate
Bitcoin goes to the moon
Fiat goes to hell
Bitcoin is signal
Fiat is noise
Bitcoin is solid ground
Fiat is quicksand
Bitcoin is clarity
Fiat is obfuscation
Bitcoin is rules
Fiat is rulers
Bitcoin is honesty
Fiat is lies
Bitcoin circles the earth
Fiat circles the drain
Bitcoin is self-responsibility
Fiat is victimization
Bitcoin is Fuck You Money
Fiat is Money That Fucks You
Fiat grants government the ability to run your life
Bitcoin grants you the ability to run government
Bitcoin is rules without rulers
Fiat is rulers without rules
Fiat gives you compounding debt
Bitcoin gives you compounding wealth
Bitcoin lets you own a fixed % of the whole
Fiat lets you own an unfixed % of a hole
Bitcoin takes time and effort to create
Fiat takes no time and effort to create
Bitcoin is 12 words in your head
Fiat is 12 bullets in your head
Bitcoin is proof of work
Fiat is proof of war
Fiat is currentcy
Bitcoin is futurecy
Fiat is income tax tech
Bitcoin is income stacks tech
Fiat is the bubble
Bitcoin is the pin
Bitcoin is an exotic sports car
Fiat is a broken down Fiat
Fiat is money by force
Bitcoin is money by choice
Fiat breeds welfare and weakness
Bitcoin breeds strength
Fiat encourages high time preference
Bitcoin encourages low time preference
Fiat gets more debased
Bitcoin gets more based
Bitcoin is personal property
Fiat is common property
Bitcoin talks
Fiat bullshit walks
Fiat must be used by everyone, or else
Bitcoin can be used by anyone, no or else
Fiat: HFSP
Bitcoin: HF not SP
Fiat is sand
Bitcoin is spice melange
Bitcoin is the root that breaks concrete
Fiat is the concrete that breaks roots
Bitcoin is the phoenix protocol
Fiat is the paper pyre
Bitcoin is the unburnable library
Fiat is the match in the librarian’s hand
Bitcoin is the eternal flame
Fiat is the smoke that blinds
Bitcoin is the uncorrupted vote
Fiat is the ballot already bought
Bitcoin is
Fiat isn't
Bitcoin is everything
Fiat is nothing
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Some of the items in this list are mine, some are edited versions from this Twitter thread by @GunnarStoedle. Some are from tweets such as this, this, this, this, this and this tweet. Oh, and this and this one. And Saylor's. Also this. + Adam Back. And me in 2013.